This is the stickiest situation I've managed to get myself into yet.  I must bathe in syrup or something.

This stupid fight, I keep looking at it trying to see how I could be wrong, and I'm trying to keep it in perspective.  But I don't want to downsize it.  I know that I'm not without blame, but that bullshit is inexcusable.  When I'm given permission to just flat out leave in the event this shit ever happens again, you know that the other party has done some serious fucking up.

I just take comfort in the fact that no matter what happens, some day you will have to face your smoldering mediocrity.  Some day, someone fit to judge you will look at what you've accomplished, and they will either laugh or be dumbfounded that someone could be so blind to their shortcomings.

And you will probably come to the deluded conclusion that it is they that are mistaken.

Here is your reality check, please take it to the nearest bank and cash it as soon as possible. You're bothering humanity.